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Here are the "GLAM SLAM KINGS OF NOIZE" that you've been hearing on all* the hip radio stations. If you'd like a little more information on how we got to where we are, you can cehck out out extensive history written by nate a few months ago (before we recorded the 7"). Aren't we precious? HA HA.

    * well, actually only on WVUR Radio Valparaiso (36 Watts! Your toaster has much more power), and we have been known to employ brutal intimidation tactics to make the DJs play it.

This is Nate. He plays Guitar and sings too. He adores Operation: Cliff Clavin, Vegan food, and edible clothing.

This is Brian. He play Guitar and sings all at the same time. His passions include Crimpshrine, Slumber Party™(the game), and Mac'N'Cheese.

This is Bob. He bangs the drums. The things that he lives for include Sludgeworth, breakdancing, and his very own rap Group (MAD SKILLZ) in which he's referred to as "The Notorious B.O.B."

This is Jason, master of the bass. He only has one passion: TACO BELL©. Records have shown that he has visited nearly every Taco Bell© in the continental United States. Chances are Europe will be next.


Honorary Members:

These are our two famous MCs, "SuperMoves" and "Big Daddy T". Although they are not full-fledged members of the Unplesant Corp.™, they still rock the mics like they were "gettin' paid".

If you'd like to write us, book us, or sock us in 'da nose, please write to:

The Unplesants
300 S. Edgewood Ave.
LaGrange, IL 60525
We love getting mail, and have a LOT of free-time on our hands to write you back!